I have found a WMD!
7/15/04
Someone call President Bush, or the CIA (if anyone is still employed there), I have found a possible WMD! Yes thats right, sure as God made apples, there is a WMD, but it isnt located in Iraq, it is right here in little old Tallahassee.
Matt Meinrod is the WMD, dang just referring to him as a single WMD, may just not be enough, he is a whole cache onto himself. In case you missed it Matt The Monster Meinrod won the FSU team strength title, edging out Lorenzo Booker. Now granted Booker is about as big as an appetizer for one of Meinrods meals, but of course the entire thing is computed through body weight and a bunch of other rithmetic stuff that well who cares, bottom line is Meinrod is a monster.
How much of a monster?
Well sit back there Timmy and lets look at the numbers, a 485lb Bench, a 431 lb Hang clean (okay I am in my mid-30s but I believe this is what us old folks call a military press, non-seated), and well the final one will just about knock your rhubarb off the pie, a 580lb squat! To put the squat in perspective, that would be akin to throwing a Honda full of Japanese tourists on your back.
Now I know a offensive lineman spends about 90% of a game in about a 4 square yard area, but imagine this if you will, Leon gets the ball on a screen (Hey Jeff Bowden that is still in the playbook, right?) and out in front you have a M-1 tank clearing Hurricanes (hint, hint) out of the way.
Man oh man, September 6th just cant get here fast enough.
